oh shit we got some motherfucking god damn eggs.
woo.
did these after SPATULA.
And then made two eggs instead of one. had enough wool out anyway so might as well.
also thinking of making a FRYING PAN to go with as I make this webpage.
but if the link dont work, then that just means I didn't bother with making a frying pan. dont worry bout that.
Now theres the whole thing of "finding beauty with imperfections". I wanted to do these with the eggs.
blobby shapes instead of circles. bubbles and burnt edges. organic and realistic appearence. whatever.
wanted to do a few shots of like. having the spatula flip the egg...
... took a few tries to get something good enough.
take out the colors needed:
white, white, white, pink-white, yellow, yellow, orange, red-orange, brown, brown, brown, brown, black, gray.
yeah.
began with layering up the tile of wetting. started with bottom up, and then worked to front side. sunny side. the side where the yolk will be.
And then did wetting.
It's somwehere at this point my cousin got interested in what I'm doing, and wanted to join in. So I told him what to do.
in very broken and sparce russian and the use of pantomiming. geh.
Had to do some shrinkage for the tile, roll it out twice, so both length and width get affected.
and onto the second egg because fuck it!
I was telling myself to make sure to take another photo outside the bubble wrap so that yall can see the size difference pre and post shrinkage
I immediately forgot.
now for a instrument I havent used for a while, these weird tweezer things. drill some holes through the eggs.
gets yolked bitch
making sure the yolks wont esily get pried off, tucked in the edge, which made them rather flat.
aaand done.
heres stab counter. the other ide of post it note from the spatula. got get 38 times.
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slap this shit on my hat and call it accessorizing