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March 26, 2023

-[DESCRIPTION: There is beef busy paining the phantoms nails, and there is phoenix busy applying mascara to phantoms eye.

"O M G" the phantom flutters his eye open. "you know what would be SO funny to do together?"
he places a hand to his own cheek and smiles sweetly.

"huh? phoenix says, "what?" says beef. both wondering what could be so funny to do together.
"unionize."
is all that phantom says in a flat tone.

Phoenix and beef look at each other for a bit, considering the possibilities. "OOOOH that DOES sound FUN"
beef claps his hands together. pheonix just has a wild look in her eye as she smiles with her teeth.


"Swag." phantom wraps his arms around each of the twos shoulders.
"now- LETS BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA SWAN! again."]-

I frankly dont give much of a shit about shipping... but yknow what. fuck it. lets be cringe.
lets make this bitch poly or whatever. Who gives a shit anymore. release that out to the ecosystem.