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March 9, 2025

the uh. so remember how i did of the duck ponds? yeah.. idea given... if i just do the same thing with how i do the waters, but instead of blue its tan. with little spots of brown. yeah.
surely cookies would be a cute thing to sell off... be it as little charms or coasters or whatever.
i stabbed myself way too much because by the time i make this web page, it just did not occure to me to fold in the edges during wet stage. oh fucking well. each cookie got a little bit of me.

i was just going for the chocolate chip types. easy and recognizable. forever classic.

p1. tan wool p2. cup size p3. chip dots

getting the two tan colors i got and mixing them together. as for the darker browns, very limited in that so i was rather sparingly in having it be used only for the chip part.

p4. first batch p5. second batch p6. third batch

doing the same bulklshit as how i did as the ponds, batches of em at a time.

p7. fourth batch p8. five batch p9. box first

the. i let them to dry out in the same way the trays are set to let actual cookies to cool down. yes i take a photo of each batch so yall can see the quantity of each and hopefully bring appreciation to handmade shit that drains my soul of mass producing.

p10. cosmo step p11. six batch p12. seven batch

p13. eight batch p14. box second p15. nine batch

more.

p16. ten batch p17. eleven batch p18. twelve batch

getting at a dozen batches now... good lord how many did i fucking make shit man this is why i mass produce all at once because i will never make the Thing again. doing it only until the juice runs out and i start to hate everything.

p19. thirteen batch p20. fourteen batch p21. fifteen batch

p22. box second p23. scuff edge p24. clean edge

okay 15 fucking batches... how many cookies is that... you count. well now at the stage to make the cookies look more cookie by stabbing the edges of each single one individually one at a goddamn time so theyll be smooth and clean.

p25. stab edge p26. stab clean p27. stabbed pile

p28. string pile p29. tongues out p30. string loop

got these keychain string things... and some of the cookies are really irregular shaped with a little sticking out tongue bit, so might as well turn those into charms.

p31. blood stain p32. cookie keep p33. charm pile

okay the one that has a lot of blood on im keeping it for myself. no stranger deserves the bloody cookie. who knows what nefarious shenanigans theyll do with it.

p34. box lid p35. lid corner

the box im using to store the cookies until selling is just barely big enough to fit them all. lid fighting for its life.

p36. finger stabs p37. finger wraps p38. stab counter

stab counter: 218 and good lord did i just not give a shit about the clarity of the most important photo of any project at all? guess i just hated these cookies so much by the time i finished up.
the stabbage of my fingers were so bad i had to finally relent and wrap them up to help myself.