*huffs in a deep breath before typing out the words that which you shall read*
*exhales. goes clicky clacky on keyboard.*
Alroght so. well. i cant believe im putting on a NSFW warning on a felting... but here i am.
so like.
please keep that honor
pretty please? yeah i cant really control you,
this is the internet after all and stuff.
dont have the coding skills to like.
i dont know...
whatever.
but
i can stall for time on making you
have to
scroll down
longer
and
longer.
as BC has some...
... accessories...
like im stalking a whole dang balloon tiddies, and a strap on! and a. a walking cane.
shrugs. canes can be sexy i suppose.
just gotta go big brain about it.
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🦐
NOW.
weird girl incoming
to those who either followed the rules or broke the rules, whatever. heres the ACTUAL intro for this page.
*sighs deeply* ah bimbo clown.... BC for short....
let me just get one thing clear and out of the way...
I HATE BIMBO CLOWN
AND BIMBO CLOWN HATES ME
AND THAT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE BOTH ACCEPTED
AS A THING THAT SHALL BE
... i am to BC as a shitty parent to merely tolerates the child.
and BC is to me as a wild adult hippo bull in musth .
BC can also stand for "Bitch Cunt". because thats sure what he is.
BC has literally gotten me sick, bed bound for a week.
made me forget to take care of myself in eating and cleaning and even sleeping.
killed a whole dang other felting! (oh dear froggy where you be? return to my arms)
and probably some other things that i cant remember off the top of my head
but surely pisses me off all the same.
kill.
literally... LITERALLY
the only ONLY reason why i even began making her was just.
talking a walk one day and letting thoughts wander.
"Am thinking of doing a felting project of ahhhhh bimbo clown.
Ridiculously sexualized just for the sake that I can do balloon tits joke"
and just. thats it. thats the whole drive tht kicked off the spark.
...
*weeps. sobbing into my hands.*
but...
i cant deny that i love her all the same....
but really at the heart of it all...
i just wanted to make something.. someone. FUN.
just.
just have fun with the gender presentation fuckery of a bimbo clown.
a transexual. a tranvestite. all those seemingly outdated terms of history and then some. or what have you.
smiles.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....
OK GETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
THERE IS TO BE 155 PHOTOS HERE TO SCROLL THROUGH AND EXAMINE
because ive long lost the ability to give a damn anymore...
she has broke me into nught more than a husk of my former self...
heres the afermentioned accessories
perish.
i did take BC on bus to go to the Big City, but... when i got over there i wasnt too
confident pulling him out to take photos over there. anything can happen!
wouldnt wanna risk it getting hurt.
despite.... everything...
filled with rage. get waterboarded x3000.
dont worry she likes having a dip in the ole wet.
... had to take a day to fix the damage...
it was at THIS photo here that BC then killed off the lost frog.
and NOW i can get to the indoor photos.. no more looking at the wonders of the outside for you. stay in that box.
about the size of a full ruler. and then some.
yknow... i actually got to think that if BC was like... to be a real being of meat and not wool, then she would be
at around 12 feet tall. 3 and some meters tall.
looming over me. engulfed by his shadow. stomped by its boot.
cant forget the accessories! dickle and the tittle.
ok just so yall are clear about it, what looks like a big ole bulge is just
the tied up string thingy for the coat tail piece.
as the REAL bulge is underneath that.
im sure there would have been at least someone confused. heehee.
good news everyone!
he can fit in a jar!
get eaten fuckermother.
yes, ive constructed the wool to be sitting in such a way that it makes it easier that he can spread out her legs open.
what, like i would not have that be possible?
one more sizing for comparisons...
get the fuck away from that frog. youre not killing this one too i swear to god.
ALRIGHT NOW HERE IS WHERE ILL REALLY TALK ABOUT THE MESS OF THE BLOOD
so origninalkly there woulda been 119 photos for the wips section. but along with the help of friend eggs
to prune down some, its only 88 something.
*rubs face in disgruntlement*
alright so remember when i made all those fruits*? yeah.
well theres a peach in there and it actually took me a few tries to get a good base of the peach going
so i simply used the regected bases... and given the shape of the fruit, it was a very aptly choice.
resourceful!
yeah so build a base for the torso, bulk out that shit.
then get some yarn to be the aproximent length of the limbs, make them longer than
needed becasue its easier to fix than if too short.
just really bulk out the base. give it that meat and width. room for organs to get punched up.
and then give the limbs some bulk. more for the legs than the arms.
now we're cooking here. still have yet to get angry with BC...
hands.
may look like i did all 5 individual fingers, but the last three are simply conjoined so theres technicaly just 3.
im not THAT insane to do the 5 each. ... yet.
i thought the yellow hand a tad shorter than the pink, a bit of uneveness that was bugging me out.
so i sought to solve it by giving the yellow glove some lil clawsies. cuz why not..
so gotten the hands on the arms. now the feet on the legs.
now we are REALLY cooking.this is where things start to really get biting.
getting the heels on the boots. yknow, wearing any sort of high heels is a godamn superpower. how the absolute fuck
are people willing to wear them day in and day out. thinner and higher even! geez!
like yeah sure it serves cunt as the youth woul say. but like. damn.
anyway. heels. and then bulked out the calves of the legs a bit. a bit more meat never hurt nobody.
i want this bitch to be capable of crushing watermelons.
made a big ole pile of green and purple. wrapping the legs with that. then spiral up a bit. but not quite!
after putting the skin of the legs on, now for those cuff things or whatever they are for the boot to look like boots.
also heres a neat trick i found. the legs can stand with just eachother propping together. cool.
after putting the skin on the legs, now time for the arms to be reversed flayed.
and thought that since the legs were given a stripe thing, then might as well give the arms some polka dot spots.
as thats how clowns do. reach for unconformity. something we can all take a bit of inspiration from.
such majestic creatures those are.. sigh.
here, i ran into a bit of a problem.
so made cuffs to make the gloves look like gloves. but as theyre tube shapes... theres no was i can slip the hand
through it without just tearing up the entire bitch.
but pen cap came to the rescue. that triangular cylindar shape has many uses!
just slid the cuff over the cap and then the fingers were folded at the inner part of the cap.
and then yeah. thats that. on.
and then heres the ole pile of limbs. ready to get tacked onto the torso.
oh how exciting!
but nothing is ever THAT easy, right? right.
wanting the limbs to have some flexibility at the joints, so i made some. things. to be like a sort of loop chain.
i dont know how to explain. just do.
legs are on. fully skinned and attached.
making the pants look like pants.
get that sense of Mettaton©™® imbued.
LEGS
and yes it was here i got to lovelingly sculpt her bulge out.
AND NOW BEFORE I DO ANYTHING ELSE strap.
i waaaaas gonna do like a balloon dog shape for the dick part. but.
but i had a better idea.
neon sign lightning bolt.
IYKYK
heehee.. hell yeah.
hey remember wen i made rave bat and there were those two tiles i didnt use? i think i got a use for em now.
slapping on the last bit of bulking for the torso.
and then i thought of doing a bit of "FLAIR" by adding a tail coat thing. without the coat.
mmmmmmmghg.. more like fancy belt i suppose.
arms are now getting attached, and there was a piece of scrap that was red. and due to the triangular shape,
i reckon it as a trapezius ... i could do something with that... ill leave that as is.
so back to the tiles, the one that looks like arcade carpet im gonna turn into a long fucking windsock of a hat.
pulling out the good ole trusty lampchop to enclose the shape into a tube.
covering up the shoulders. getting the sleeves look like sleeves
and as for the other tile that looks like moldy bread will be slapped onto the torso.
then bind the arms down against the body so theyre not stread into a T pose.
which will honestly not really do that much because the fibers have a memory.
and NOW i can get to doing the head.
and you can bet your ass i put a lot of thought love and care to the head!
really putting the soul into the face work!
alive! ALIVE!
but not yet.
eyes... always a tricky part to fight with... nonetheless i prevail.
i didnt plan anything then, and sure as hell aint planning anything now. just doing as i feel in the moment.
big fucking raccoon eyeliner, give her a beard, make his eyebrows white. sloppy star shape of lipstick. tooth gap.
honestly the teeth were the most difficult part, much more than the eyes. such tiny details.
ah how lovely. if only she knew the utter abhorrence i hold for him... mwah.
AND NOW THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW. THE BALLOON TITS WOO
putting the head on now.
and then now i can have fun with what i got in mind for the back-
to make that shit took literally flayed.
because well.
at this point with everything else done, might as well.
i went back and tore up the strap a bit. i didnt like it.
revised it to have that ring on it to where the object is slotted through as the tool of use.
and the lightning bolt is its own seperate piece.
zappy zap. ⚡
how do i put the balloons on? do some kind of scarf thing i guess. sling it over the neck. any other idea? no not really.
and done.
IM DONE
DONE DONE DONE FUCK YOU BC
FUCK
FREEDOM
heh. but not really. he woke up now.
and now.
shes trapped in here with me as much as i am trapped in here with her.
heres my fingers after a WEEK of healing. my thumb especially got fucked up.
and now.. the stab counter.
oh everyones most anticipated part of all these things!
...
...336...
and yes, 5 days.
FIVE DAYS.
DONT DO THAT.
SPREAD OUT THE TIME AND TAKE BREAKS
THE WALKING CANE
oh what, you think i was done here?
no not quite. but almost.
SO.
i made a walking cane for BC becasue if she cursed me on getting sick, then maybe i can
appease her because there was something that was making it be upset..
because maybe.. just maybe.. its that i noticed that the legs were a bit uneven, one set higher than the other
and its AFTER everything was set together when i noticed..
that woulda involved me tearing everthing open and apart.
and i didnt wanna do that...
so maybe just doing a mobility aid will help him out.
yeah so its a difference to the legs that cant bo ignored...
so the cane is the one who has bones. paperclips pieces, and then goopy paper towel covered in glue stuff.
and then. yeah.
goodbye.